Любими реплики

"Няма да си играем тука на абстрактен хуманизъм. Сега ще видите вий кон боб яде ли!"

"- Е, този път ще се изключваме!"

"Само от добър приятел става качествен предател."

"Вчера може, днеска не!"

"How do you wake up from a nightmare if you're not asleep?"

НЯколко от "Дневниците на Принцесата":

1. "Aмелия, смелостта не е липса на страх, а по-скоро преценка, че нещо друго е по-важно от страха. Смелият може да не живее вечно, но предпазливия не живее изобщо."

2. "Не съм много добра в произнасянето на речи. Обикновено толкова се изнервям, че припадам или бягам.|Понякога дори ми прилошава. Но тази информация не ви е необходима."

3. "Тази сутрин, когато се събудих бях Mиa Teрмополис, но сега избирам Aмелиa Миноет Teрмополис Реналди принцеса на Женовия."

4. "Майкъл: Защо мен?
Амелия: Защото ме видя, когато бях невидима. И само защото съм кралска особа не означава, че съм се променила. Хайде, същата съм си. Да, ще трябва да живея в Женовия, но пак ще ходя на училище и... (и тука има мега сладката целувкаа )"

"To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf. You got to be a wolf - to catch a wolf!" - Training day
"Fuck cocaine I sniff gun powder" - Clockers

Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!


Robin Hood: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while... oh, you were away...
Robin Hood: My brothers?
Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog, Pogo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish, Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: [on the verge of tears] My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.
[pause]
Blinkin: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?


Sheriff of Rottingham: Wasn't your... didn't your mole used to be on the other side?
Prince John: I have a MOLE?

'Robin Hood: Men in tights'

Преди доста време гледах The Polar Express. Филма не е нищо кой знай какво, но този цитат ми се заби в главата като свределче. Много е вярен, особено ако се сетиш, че "влакът" всъщност е символ за "живота" (:

The Conductor: The thing about trains... it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on.

„Вече не се казва да построим кочина, вече се казва да реализираме кочина!“
„Дет ис дъ куесчън. Както е казал джентълменът Хамлет.“
„Не, дарлинг, ти си трезва като малко пухкаво пингвинче.“
„Никоя жена не бива да чува, че друга някога е била обичана повече от нея!“

„- Куче-касичка. Къща-касичка. Заек-касичка. Куче-касичка.
- Старомодно.
- Имаме модерно - зарче-касичка, шлем-касичка.
- Икономията е майка на мизерията.
- Тъй вярно, другарю капитан.
- Това куче защо е зелено?
- То е крокодилче.
- Защо не пише?
- Заяжда. От влагата.
- Лошо другарю...
- Седларов.
- Лошо, Седларов, лошо.“

Трейнспотинг:
Лайняно е да си шотландец!. Ние сме най-долните и от най-долните. Ние сме измета на шибаната Земя. Най-мизерните, отвратителни, сервилни и апатични боклуци, изсрани от цивилизацията. Някои мразят англичаните. Аз не ги мразя. Те просто са чекиджии. А ние сме колонизирани от чекиджии! Дори не сме си намерили свястна култура, която да ни колонизира. Ние сме управлявани от стерилни задници!

Две димящи дула:
Бейкън: К’во е т’ва?
Барман: Коктейл, вие си поръчахте коктейл.
Бейкън: Не, поръчах си освежаваща напитка, не съм искал шибана джунгла. За малко да се влюбя в онзи орангутан ей там. Донеси ми бира.
Барман: Ако искаш бира, отиди в пъб.
Бейкън: Ама нали това е пъб?
Барман: Да, ама е Самоански!

Време за мъже:
- Колкото по-малко ям, толкова повече дебелея…
- Ами натъпчи се с ядене и отслабни!

От "Гарванът", това, дето Сара го каза накрая, наистина страшно ми хареса. Много философско.
Sarah : lf the people we love are stolen from us... The way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

Ето още няколко от любимите ми реплики:

- "(You guys up for a toga party?)"
- "Toga! Toga!"
Animal House (1978)

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
GoodFellas (1990)

"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama! Hey! How about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
Caddyshack (1980)

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Caddyshack (1980)

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
The Godfather (1972)

"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops, that is, depending on the breaks."
Dr. Strangelove, Or:... (1964)

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

"I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right."
Boogie Nights (1997)

- "Hey, Houston, we've had a problem here."
- "Say again, please?"
- "Ah, Houston, we've had a problem."
AND
"Houston, we have a problem."
AND
"Failure is not an option."
Apollo 13 (1995)

"My precious."
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

"I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."
Sweet Smell of Success (1957)

"I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'Plastics.'"
The Graduate (1967)

"So tell me, Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

- "Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?"
- "Security."
Some Like It Hot (1959)

"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms - greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind."
Wall Street (1987)

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Love Story (1970)

"You owe me money!"
The Hustler (1961)

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
The Godfather, Part 2 (1974)

"(Hey!) I'm walking here! I'm walking here!"
Midnight Cowboy (1969)

"...in the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only the expedient exaggeration. You ought to know that."
North by Northwest (1958)

"Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."
Taxi Driver (1976)

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
The Graduate (1967)

"My mama always said, 'Life is (was) like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'"
Forrest Gump (1994)

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Dr. Strangelove, Or:... (1964)

"Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!"
Dr. Strangelove, Or:... (1964)

"You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them."
Saturday Night Fever (1979)

"Round up the usual suspects."
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Casablanca (1942)

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Dirty Harry (1971)

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"
Scarface (1983)

- "I'm a man."
- "Well, nobody's perfect."
Some Like It Hot (1959)

- "Tell me, how did you find America?"
- "Turn left at Greenland."
"The older generation are leading this country to galloping ruin!"
A Hard Day's Night (1964)

"I'll have what she's having."
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
The Wizard of Oz (1939)

"OK, I'm gonna get your money to ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, do you know what's gonna happen to you?...You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company."
Dr. Strangelove, Or:... (1964)

"Here's looking at you, kid."
"We'll always have Paris."
Casablanca (1942)

"That is one nutty hospital."
Tootsie (1982)

"...But If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe -- hear it? -- Carpe, Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
Dead Poets Society (1989)

"If you build it, he will come."
Field of Dreams (1989)

"I see dead people."
The Sixth Sense (1999)

"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
Sixteen Candles (1984)

"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"
Ghostbusters (1984)

"You had me at 'hello.'"
Jerry Maguire (1996)

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

- "You want answers?"
- "I think I'm entitled."
- "You want answers?"
- "I want the truth!"
- "You can't handle the truth!"
A Few Good Men (1992)

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
Casablanca (1942)

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
Taxi Driver (1976)

"You're tearing me apart! You, you say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back again!"
Rebel Without a Cause (1955)

"Well, A boy's best friend is his mother."
Psycho (1960)

"Show me the money!"
Jerry Maguire (1996)

"Mama says stupid is as stupid does."
Forrest Gump (1994)

"I am, George. I am."
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966)

- "I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."
- "It's a combination of all three."
- "What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
- "My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
- "The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
- "I was misinformed."
Casablanca (1942)

"We all go a little mad sometimes... Haven't you?"
Psycho (1960)

"Good. For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble."
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

"I'll jump first."
- "No."
- "Then you jump first."
- "No, I said."
- "What's the matter with you?"
- "I can't swim."
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a f--kin' genius. The hair - hey they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls - just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips...and when they touched, yours were like that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert. Tits...Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya.., like secret searchlights. Mmm, legs... I don't care if they're Greek columns or secondhand Steinways. What's between em...passport to heaven! I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here."
Scent of a Woman (1992)

Jack Sparrow: I'll tell ya mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted. *Sees woman* Scarlett!
*Scarlett slaps Jack's face*
Jack Sparrow: Not sure I deserved that. *Another woman walks over* Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
*Giselle slaps Jack's face*
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.
*Later in the film*
Jack Sparrow: Anamaria!
*Anamaria slaps Jack's face*
Will Turner: I suppose you didn't deserve that one either!
Jack Sparrow: No. That one I deserved

Ethan Tremblay: Dad, you were like a father to me.

~ Due date

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